bag lady

I'm a tad afraid that if Gracie doesn't marry by the age of 30 (not that there is anything wrong with that, personally speaking) that she'll turn into an old maid and be one of those gals that is single f.o.r.e.v.e.r. You know the type: layers of clothing, 4 feet of hair pulled into a ponytail, birkenstocks....with socks, and a lover of cats.  Check these pictures out and judge for yourself the potential this young girl has. Any advice?

Singing a song to Graham from her song book.  Notice the pink Converse with the princess dress and matching hair bow?  Oh dear, she's even in a rocking chair.

 Here is the book she was singing from: the "Pregnancy Countdown" book.  She found this on our bookshelf-no worries, this isn't on our nightstand.

 This image worries me.  The multi-colored tights, the wide brimmed hat, the cat purse, and the hands crossed like an old lady.  She could buy a six pack right now and wouldn't be carded.

This here, this a picture of leg warmers on her arms.  Quote:  "to keep her wrists safe".  Watch out, this bag lady will beat ya' over the head with her purse if you try to steal from her.